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Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:33 pm

We are born as little babies, grow up to become adults, mature, grow old and die ......all in the one body. The body is amazing, really amazing, but not perfect by any means. So, what improvements would you make to it...at any age?
Anything goes here, whatever your imagination can conjure up.... :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
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Personally, I've often said I'd like the addition of eyes in the back of my head, so I could see what's going on behind me. :lol: :lol:
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Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Toss » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:18 pm

Zirco wrote:So, what improvements would you make to it...at any age?
Anything goes here, whatever your imagination can conjure up.... :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
So join in members, guests ....humour is the goal. :D :D :D :


oh Zirco .... you are opening the door very wide there :lol: I could, but I wont :P
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Postby Sinead » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:25 pm

Zircon:

You should have been a teacher, they had eyes in the back of their heads.
Don't you remember when they were at the blackboard they could always
see what the class were up to.

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Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:32 pm

Toss wrote:
Zirco wrote:So, what improvements would you make to it...at any age?
Anything goes here, whatever your imagination can conjure up.... :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
So join in members, guests ....humour is the goal. :D :D :D :


oh Zirco .... you are opening the door very wide there :lol: I could, but I wont :P


Oh go on Toss....his Strumness will intervene if required :lol: :lol: :lol:
BTW, Toss, amazingly, you are an hour ahead of me.....you have time-travelled .... :lol: :D :lol: wuu wuu wuu
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Re: IMPROVEMENTS YOU WOULD MAKE TO THE HUMAN BODY

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 9:38 pm

Sinead wrote:Zircon:

You should have been a teacher, they had eyes in the back of their heads.
Don't you remember when they were at the blackboard they could always
see what the class were up to.

Sinéad


I know what you mean Sinead, some had alright. But in Eblana, one poor English teacher was given a torrid time by us ragamuffins,,,,,continuously rolling things along the floor to make noise when his back was turned...he was apoplectic because the teacher from the adjacent room would come in and ask what was going on! We were very naughty! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:01 pm

A biggie for me is.......... :D :lol: :D ..............memory.
I mean, how bad is the human memory, it's abysmal, the source of confusions, many a row or worse! :shock: :shock:
So I would like a far better memory system so when there was a disagreement you could 'rewind' and easily determine what was really said. :D :lol: :D :lol: wuu
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby grammer » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:11 pm

Bring me back to when I was 17 and innocent (I still am :lol: :lol: :lol: )
not 17 tho' :( :( :( :( :(
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby bugrock » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:13 pm

Maybe a keyboard implant :lol:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:27 pm

grammer wrote:Bring me back to when I was 17 and innocent (I still am :lol: :lol: :lol: )
not 17 tho' :( :( :( :( :(


What a great age to be....... :D and you so innocent and all! :D :lol: :D
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:31 pm

bugrock wrote:Maybe a keyboard implant :lol:


Yeah, with an internal screen with channels galore! :D :lol: :D :lol:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Helium » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:38 pm

Zirco wrote:We are born as little babies, grow up to become adults, mature, grow old and die ......all in the one body. The body is amazing, really amazing, but not perfect by any means. So, what improvements would you make to it...at any age?
Anything goes here, whatever your imagination can conjure up.... :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
So join in members, guests ....humour is the goal. :D :D :D
Personally, I've often said I'd like the addition of eyes in the back of my head, so I could see what's going on behind me. :lol: :lol:



To be able to fly from place to place instead of using the car or public transport but I suppose air space would be a problem then, we would be flying into each other and where would we put our shopping bags .........I better have another think about it. BangHead BangHead
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:45 pm

When I was a new parent with a lickel baba...AAWWWW babbby babbby wuu ......when the baba cried I wondered/worried/panicked about what the matter was with the ickel baba :?: :?: :?: BangHead BangHead argueee argueee :shock: :shock: :shock: BangHead BangHead blob blob blob reeeing reeeing reeeing reeeing reeeing reeeing icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch dontknow dontknow dontknow hhelp hhelp hhelp hhelp hhelp hhelp

So, I would give unspeakable babas, no, babas who no do the speaky, wi-fi comms with adults so the adults (also known as giant slaves) can understand the Ickel baba. wuu wuu wuu
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:58 pm

Helium wrote:
Zirco wrote:We are born as little babies, grow up to become adults, mature, grow old and die ......all in the one body. The body is amazing, really amazing, but not perfect by any means. So, what improvements would you make to it...at any age?
Anything goes here, whatever your imagination can conjure up.... :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
So join in members, guests ....humour is the goal. :D :D :D
Personally, I've often said I'd like the addition of eyes in the back of my head, so I could see what's going on behind me. :lol: :lol:



To be able to fly from place to place instead of using the car or public transport but I suppose air space would be a problem then, we would be flying into each other and where would we put our shopping bags .........I better have another think about it. BangHead BangHead


That's a great idea Helium :lol: wuu wuu wuu Flight, fantastic! wuu wuu
Don't worry about colliding.....the C.A.G. will take care of that. wuu wuu (Collision Avoidance Gizmo) :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now, where to put the shopping bags ..........mmmmmmm dontknow dontknow
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby grammer » Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:55 am

Somehow I think we have entered the space(er) age :D :D :D :D :D :D
I will have the same as you guys/gals are on.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:18 am

grammer wrote:Somehow I think we have entered the space(er) age :D :D :D :D :D :D
I will have the same as you guys/gals are on.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:29 am

Better eyesight :D :D :lol: Why is our eyesight not as sharp as an eagle's for example. Human eyesight..not great. Also, it deteriorates rapidly....many people have to wear glasses.....and so on.
So, super sharp eyesight that does not deteriorate.....plus ......see above.......eyes in the back of your head. :lol: :lol: wuu wuu
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Dancer » Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:28 pm

Toss wrote:
Zirco wrote:So, what improvements would you make to it...at any age?
Anything goes here, whatever your imagination can conjure up.... :lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
So join in members, guests ....humour is the goal. :D :D :D :


oh Zirco .... you are opening the door very wide there :lol: I could, but I wont :P


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I too must refrain...... :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby slipper » Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:28 pm

Jeez WTF's goin' on??? There used to be intelligent debates and exchanges of opinion on this site!
This keeps up,I'm outa' here !!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Dancer » Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:43 pm

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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby bugrock » Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:51 pm

As I did mention earlier, Slipper - a keyboard implant - Whoosh, straight over the heads BangHead BangHead .
We've turned into Feckbook BangHead
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby keeper » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:49 pm

This is Ground Control :mrgreen: Please all return to Earth immediately :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I would like webbed feet and retractable wings :roll:
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Zirco » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:21 pm

Very good keeper :D like it :D

The technology is moving so fast....it's kinda frightening.
I'm talking about genetic engineering...what is possible now is amazing .....huge strides are being made (sorry, pun). :D
Genetically engineered humans with enhanced, specialised adaptations are not far away, time wise. :shock: :shock: :D :D
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby grammer » Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:56 am

slipper wrote:Jeez WTF's goin' on??? There used to be intelligent debates and exchanges of opinion on this site!
This keeps up,I'm outa' here !!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
:( :( :( :( :oops:


We are doomed -Doomed I tell you
people need to get out more often into the big bad world -mix and say hello to others even switch off their phones and look around them
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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby Toss » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:05 am

grammer wrote:
slipper wrote:Jeez WTF's goin' on??? There used to be intelligent debates and exchanges of opinion on this site!
This keeps up,I'm outa' here !!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
:( :( :( :( :oops:


We are doomed -Doomed I tell you
people need to get out more often into the big bad world -mix and say hello to others even switch off their phones and look around them
The phone -rules the world !!!!!!

dontknow dontknow dontknow dontknow dontknow dontknow dontknow


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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Postby grammer » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:19 am

Yep he'll sort things out. BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead
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