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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:07 pm

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:08 pm

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Never test the depth of water with both feet
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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:10 pm

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If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a few mortgage payments
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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:13 pm

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No one is listening to you - until you break wind
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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:20 pm

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If at first you don’t succeed, avoid Sky Diving
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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:23 pm

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Aspire to greatness.
Don’t aspire to be irreplaceable.
If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted

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Postby johndle » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:28 pm

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"Those with to much time on their Hands
Talk a load of Shit"

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:28 pm

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Never forget this. You are unique.
Just like everyone else

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:31 pm

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Don’t be distracted by or obsessed with Sex.
It is like the air we breath.
It is only important when we’re not getting it

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:34 pm

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“The darkest hour comes before the dawn
Its also the best time to steal your neighbour’s milk

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Postby Rocker » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:14 pm

The World has been waiting for the Glenageary Guru.

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:26 pm

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Before you judge your neighbour, you must walk a mile in his shoes
That way, when you judge him, your neighbour is a mile away and you have his shoes

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:28 pm

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On the great journey through this life, when you meet a fork in the road, take it
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Postby Strum » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:11 pm

PHEW! I thought we had been spammed! :D
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Postby Dancer » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:20 pm

As Grammer would say....well holy mudda of Zeus !!! :shock:
The "This is IT !" thread was even better than this dontknow
Are Yis on the drink or wha??? :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Glenageary Guru

Postby grammer » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:52 pm

johndle » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:28 pm

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"Those with to much time on their Hands
Talk a load of Shit"

Dancer » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:20 pm

As Grammer would say....well holy mudda of Zeus !!!
The "This is IT !" thread was even better than this
Are Yis on the drink or wha???


wuu wuu wuu wuu wuu
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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:39 pm

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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Give a man a fishing rod and he’ll spend a whole weekend in his boat drinking lager

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:44 pm

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Bring forth the man who loaned a friend €10 and who never saw that 'friend' again.
Know this -
It was worth it

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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:47 pm

johndle wrote:"Those with to much time on their Hands
Talk a load of Shit"


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Postby Micheál » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:50 pm

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Telling the truth avoids having to maintain a good memory"
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Postby grammer » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:55 pm

Micháel have changed your medication
or did you have a vision walking through the Metals????
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Re: Glenageary Guru

Postby Rocker » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:58 pm

Oh Guru,

Ths last two are so true. I made up my mind a number of years ago to chat to people I meet and try to get a laugh out of them .. It most times works and I end up enjoying it more than them and getting tons of belly laughs....lots of lonely people out there.

I used to have a good memory and could stretch....the truth...but, with advancing age I have to tell the truth (well mostly) 'cause I can't remember the lie or who I told it to. I still do exaggerate but, that is another thing!
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Re: Glenageary Guru

Postby Rocker » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:59 pm

grammer wrote:Micháel have changed your medication
or did you have a vision walking through the Metals????


Grammer,

You are a scream, I'm rolling around. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Glenageary Guru

Postby johndle » Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:24 pm

Grammer "Michéal" is now on LSD

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Postby jaytee » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:15 pm

Rocker wrote:Oh Guru,

Ths last two are so true. I made up my mind a number of years ago to chat to people I meet and try to get a laugh out of them .. It most times works and I end up enjoying it more than them and getting tons of belly laughs....lots of lonely people out there.

I used to have a good memory and could stretch....the truth...but, with advancing age I have to tell the truth (well mostly) 'cause I can't remember the lie or who I told it to. I still do exaggerate but, that is another thing!


ROCKER you must never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ;)

MICHEAL I want some of what you're on. Dancer & I are both in pain. Its kind to share.. babbby
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