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Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Micheál » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:28 pm

Nice one Strum!
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Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Denis Cromie » Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:21 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Strum » Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:19 pm

A foreigner was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face. “Who’s he?” said the foreigner.
“That’s the Memory Man.” said the bartender. “He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.”
So the foreigner goes over, and thinking he won’t know about English football, asks “Who won the 1966 FA Cup Final?”
“Liverpool,” replies the Memory Man.
“Who did they beat?”
“Leeds,” was the reply.
“And the score?”
“2-1.”
“Who scored the winning goal?”
“Ian St. John,” was the old man’s reply.
The foreigner was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he returned.
A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older and more wrinkled. Because he was so impressed, the foreigner decided to greet the Indian in his native tongue.
He approached him with the greeting “How”



The Memory man replied, “Diving header in the six yard box!!
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Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Toss » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:40 pm

Strum wrote:So the foreigner goes over, and thinking he won’t know about English football, asks “Who won the 1966 FA Cup Final?


Oh Strum .... you opened the door there, your Indian memory man speaks with forked tongue .....



:D :D :D

The man that ran onto the pitch was one Eddie Cavanagh (Irish scouser) .... he became more of a legend than the team. I met him on a few occasions at Goodison over the years and he loved telling his story, he claim's he's never had to buy a drink since that day :roll:
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Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Denis Cromie » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:28 pm

I knew an Everton fan would put that Indian straight.But then, Everton fans haven't a lot to remember. Never mind Toss, my team, Preston North End last won the FA Cup in 1938,they beat Huddersfield 1-0,and I wasn't even around then.:lol:
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Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby keeper » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:56 pm

Wasn't the old Wembley Stadium magnificent, there was just something magical about it, vast arena with great atmosphere, the new one seems much more contained and even the pitch looks sub standard.
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