JOKES ONLY

NO JOKING MATTER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THERE IS OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND IMAGES IN THIS FORUM

Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby keeper » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:59 pm

Great to see Jokes Only enjoying a mini revival :lol: :lol: keep 'em coming :lol: :lol:
User avatar
keeper
Somewhere over the rainbow
 
Posts: 1637
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:52 pm

Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Dancer » Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:39 pm

Three old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.

Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath it.

The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat in one quick motion, revealing his naked body.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn’t quite reach that far.

:lol: :lol: :lol: hellllo
xx Dancer xx

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.

Audrey Hepburn
User avatar
Dancer
Deliciously,delectable, delightful Dancer
 
Posts: 1920
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:05 pm
Location: Beside the seaside :))

Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Toss » Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:03 pm

Dancer wrote:Three old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.

Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath it.

The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat in one quick motion, revealing his naked body.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn’t quite reach that far.

:lol: :lol: :lol: hellllo


:lol: :lol: :lol: you forgot about cross eyed Betty, thay had to tell her to pull the other one :roll:
According to Myers-Briggs, I'm a "ENTJ-a"....
User avatar
Toss
Somewhere over the rainbow
 
Posts: 1833
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:48 pm
Location: A figment of your imagination

Re: JOKES ONLY

Postby Rocker » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:00 pm

Stop it you lot with the smut!!

Here is a clean one told by Pat Kenny on the radio..

What is the difference between a house and a home??

answer...the home is where the children put the parents when they want the house!! johndllle
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
William Allen White
User avatar
Rocker
Globetrotter
 
Posts: 6055
Joined: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:29 pm
Location: The Rock

Previous

Return to JOKES ETC.



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron